In my dream, I'm a Technical Trainer (aka. Teacher) again -- I think at Leeds & Northrup once more. I'm preparing to teach a one-week course on a control system for level control on a large pond or similar body of water. The system is totally mechanical -- no electronic components -- which is unusual for me, and I'm looking forward to the class. The mechanical pieces are wonderfully clever and look to be foolproof, simple, easy to maintain, and durable.
Somehow, I let time get away from me, and it is now the morning of the class to start. Now, there are three components for presenting a class like this: a solid lecture with whiteboard sketches, physical "show-and-tell" pieces, and good documentation. You can get by with two out of the three or, if you're lucky and talented, you can get by with only one. I don't have any of the three ready to go. Among other things, I can't recall the details of how the system actally works. I do recall it's relatively simple, but that's hardly enough for a training course.
I visit an area where I might find actual pieces of the system or -- if incredibly lucky -- the complete package that we could disassemble and reassemble. But there's no luck at all. Nothing available.
For reasons unknown, I find myself outside, standing at the top of a considerable steep hill (bordering on a cliff) roughly 30 feet high or so and made entirely of loose soil. And I need to get to the bottom to continue my search for anything that might be useful for the class. I scramble down the cliff face getting considerably dusty and dirty. (I'm wearing a nice shirt and necktie.) At the bottom, I look around for whatever I thought would be helpful, but find nothing. (At some point in my searching, I find myself just outside a shed with all sorts of mechanical stuff -- none of which look in the slightest as being helpful. But I don't recall whether the shed is at the top of bottom of the cliff.)
So I scramble back up the cliff, causing dirt to become dislodged under my feet and threatening to make me slide back down the hill.
Somewhere along this process, I realize that my students are now likely gathering in the classroom waiting for me to start the program. I can't recall whether the class is supposed to start at 8:00 AM or 9:00. Nor do I know exactly what the time it is now.
The scene shifts and I'm in the hallway of some building or other with other people walking around. I hear someone -- who might be Bob Hubby! -- talking fondly about Chuck Schumer's castigating of the Republican Party voting "No" on the January 6th commission. I agree with him totally, but can't stop trying to find something -- anything! -- that will help me start the class.
I wake up.
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